All I want is to hold your hand

Some general observations about Milan

- Don't go here, it's not worth the hassle
- The people are dodgy
- The trams are made of wood and they don't tell you what stops they have. They also only stop on request so you just have to guess when you're supposed to get off.
- No one speaks understandable English, even at the station
- You have to buy tickets for the bus and tram downstairs in the Metro
- The atmosphere makes me nervous
- There is no architecture or beautiful buildings to see
- Only good if you have loads of money that you want to spend on expencive shopping
- Huge amount of police everywhere, no one knows why they're there, including them
- We felt so dirty and poor that upon spotting McDonals we went straight in and I got my first meal in 3 years. They also gave us Coca Cola glasses...yaaay, more useless, easily breakable stuff to carry around Europe
- Trains are horrible with bad aircon
- Make sure you've covered your knees and shoulders, otherwise you're deemed too sexy to go into the church